Lady Flipping Bird: Funny Birthday Card

Dirty old man? No, dirty old woman! Granny's making with the foul mouthed profanity and filthy middle finger salute, as comically and colorfully pictured on the hilarious Fiftieth Birthday card available here. The elderly dancing dame with the sleeping cat and fricking humorous sayings and gestures is doing it all to hysterically and happily celebrate a Fifty Year Old male or female's half century, middle aged marking Birthday, along with you and them. Because a milestone 50th birth anniversary is definitely a big frigging to do!