That's about the pecking order, all right. The presidential eagle sits and shits on the top wire, the republican and democrat vultures on the next level, the state politico pigeons below them, and then the American People turkeys on Ground Zero getting dumped on by all three shitty high wire political acts above them. Colorful, hilarious, and all too crappily accurate, this birthday joke card will have anyone feeling like 'da shit!' In a good, clean, humorous way, for a change. It's 'their' day, after all - we, the birthday people.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches