Many men are so stuck in their own little world they never seem to acknowledge anything that's said to them, unless it interest them of course. They write it off as a symptom of old age, or blame it on being hard at hearing, they'll even go as far as getting hearing aids to cover their dirty little secret. The secret of course is, everything you say to them goes in one ear and out the other. That's what makes this selective hearing "removable ears" birthday greeting card so great.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches