Make Such A Big Deal: Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Dog

If you've got a big dog you're probably accustomed to scooping up some pretty gnarly piles of poo. The need of a radioactive suit is probably a major exaggeration, but then again, some dogs have some pretty smelly poo! Maybe your friend has a dog and you've noticed they never stop to clean up their mess and just leave it for their neighbors to deal with. This would be the perfect card to get a laugh out of that extra special friend on his or her birthday, but make sure you send it with a pooper scooper, because, well, that's just messed up!