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Rather Have A Puppy: Funny Birthday Printed Card

Funny Birthday Printed Card by Kirsty Hotson from - Rather Have A Puppy image 1Funny Birthday Printed Card by Kirsty Hotson from - Rather Have A Puppy image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Item #: 3604
Cover Reads: "We're Making You A Brother!" "Do Her Doggy Style-I'd Rather Have A Puppy!"
Inside Reads: Celebrate Your Birthday In Style! Happy Birthday

Occasion: Birthday

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A birthday starts with making babies, of course, and the Rather Have a Puppy Birthday Funny Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards celebrates the procreative process. Whether you or your family would rather have a new baby brother or a new puppy, this hilarious card is sure to provoke some serious laughs as well as perhaps even some serious experimentation in the boudoir.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Rather Have A Puppy Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Kirsty Hotson
Credit: Art by Hotson Kristy
Paper Stock: Printed on recycled paper
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469036046
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (5 of 5 responses)
By Lee A.
Columbus, Ohio
No other word for it...Funny.
June 25, 2020
When I saw this card I laughed out loud. That doesn't happen too often.
By Dee
Gut Busting Laugh
May 24, 2020
I can't wait to send this to my dear friend for her birthday. My only regret is I can't be there to see her double over with laughter.
By Trish
Florida Panhandle
Too Funny
January 27, 2020
This is the perfect card for a friend of mine that wants a puppy but her husband tells her to wait till their baby is older.
By Wingman
Another Classic
February 1, 2019
Leave your friends speechless with this hilarious classic from Nobleworks, the inventors of “shock and awe”!
By Jim P.
Great Card
December 1, 2018
I think this is an awesome card. You have some great writers on staff!
ProsSimple in design and minimal in words, but a great message
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