Wanker: Hilarious Birthday Paper Card

Hilarious Birthday Paper Card by Kirsty Hotson from NobleWorksCards.com - Wanker image 1Hilarious Birthday Paper Card by Kirsty Hotson from NobleWorksCards.com - Wanker image 2
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday Wanker
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Item #: 3601
Cover Reads:  "Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"
Inside Reads:  Happy Birthday Wanker
Availability:  In Stock
3.75
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
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If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Birthday Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect bday card for him. The concerned father depicted in this hilarious card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Your birthday boy will explode with laughter when he gets his hands on this crazy card.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Wanker Birthday Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Red Rocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Kirsty Hotson
Credit: Art by Hotson Kristy
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469036015
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