The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree in this happy birthday wanker card. Creator Kristy Hotson has a gift for pairing her fashion dolls with hilarious dialogue, and this scene revealing the sad results of too much fiddling with the joystick will get plenty of laughs at the birthday party.
Our only question: What exactly are those Ken dolls playing with? Last we checked, those boys have more of a hump than Fergie's lady-lump down there.
If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Birthday Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect birthday card for him. The concerned father depicted in this hilarious card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Your birthday boy will explode with laughter when he gets his hands on this crazy card.
The Wanker Birthday Card is available in a regular and a jumbo size, so you can easily share the love with the whole party.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches