Wanker: Hilarious Birthday Paper Card

Hilarious Birthday Paper Card by Kirsty Hotson from NobleWorksCards.com - Wanker image 1Hilarious Birthday Paper Card by Kirsty Hotson from NobleWorksCards.com - Wanker image 2
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Item #: 3601
Cover Reads: "Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"
Inside Reads: Happy Birthday Wanker

Occasion: Birthday

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The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree in this happy birthday wanker card. Creator Kristy Hotson has a gift for pairing her fashion dolls with hilarious dialogue, and this scene revealing the sad results of too much fiddling with the joystick will get plenty of laughs at the birthday party.

Our only question: What exactly are those Ken dolls playing with? Last we checked, those boys have more of a hump than Fergie's lady-lump down there.

If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Birthday Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect birthday card for him. The concerned father depicted in this hilarious card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Your birthday boy will explode with laughter when he gets his hands on this crazy card.

The Wanker Birthday Card is available in a regular and a jumbo size, so you can easily share the love with the whole party.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Wanker Birthday Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Kirsty Hotson
Credit: Art by Hotson Kristy
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469036015
Availability: In Stock
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By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
A 'caught you off guard' funny card.
February 7, 2020
Perfect for a gay audience.
ProsFor those looking for something unusual, but hysterical.
ConsNot good for your uptight friends.
By khawk
Wanker BD card is funny as hell!
January 23, 2020
I love this card! My nephew will love it when he gets it in the mail!! I absolutely love it.
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