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Assume Position: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 0997
Cover Reads:
Assume The Position
Inside Reads:
Another Birthday... Take It Like A Man.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Everyone has felt like they have 'Taken It up the Ass' at one time or another in their life. Of course there are those that seem to get it more often than the rest of us do. And then you have those that actually 'Prefer it Up the Ass'...Just Saying! This funny Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks will be great for the chronic whiner in your life. Or even the one that's dreading their birthday. You can laugh right along with them as they moan about 'Assuming the Position'. Hell, it doesn't matter who you give it to cause they will get a good laugh from it.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Assume Position
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
June 15, 2006
UPC:
745469009972
Availability:
In Stock
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