AAADD: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 0743
Cover Reads:
Recently I Was Diagnosed With A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This Is How It Manifests: I Decide To Water My Garden. As I Turn On The Hose In The Driveway, I Look Over My Car And Decide It Needs Washing. As I Start Towards The Garage, I Realize I'm Starving. As I Pass The Refrigerator, I See A Vase Of Flowers. As I Reach For The Fase, I Knowck Over My Reading Glasses That I've Been Searching For All Morning. I Decide I'd Better Put Them Back On My Desk, But First I'm Going To Water The Flowers. I Set The Glasses Back Down On The Counter And Fill A Container With Water When I See The Remote Someone Left On The Kitchen Counter. I Realize That Later When I Want To Watch Tv I'll Be Looking For The Remote But I Won't Remember That It's On The Kitchen Counter, So I Decide To Put It Back In The Den Where It Belongs But First I'll Get The Mail. So I Set The Remote Back On The Counter, Then Head Down The Hall, Trying To Remember What I Was Planning To Do...
Inside Reads:
But First I Want To Wish You A Happy Birthday...If I Haven't Already...I Can't Remember.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the fase, I knowck over my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning. I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when i see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when i want to watch tv I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So i set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to remember what i was planning to do...

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
July 15, 2009
In Stock