High Fiber: Humor Birthday Greeting Card

Ah yes, the good ol' groovy days! When getting wasted was way more important than being regular with your waste. Let some lucky B-Day celebrant relive their funky free-spirited past and laugh at their puckered health-conscious present by gifting them this hilarious, colorful greeting. They'll become constipated with head-spinning good cheer when they see this funny missive with its psychedelic purple, blue, green and yellow pinwheels and potent punch line.