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Down To Size 8: Hilarious Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 0624
Cover Reads: If I Am Ever On Life Support, I Want To Be Unplugged, But Not Until I Get Down To A Size 8.
Inside Reads: Get Down And Celebrate On Your Birthday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Some people can find the good in any situation. Like this woman; she's not worried about being on life support, just the point when they pull the plug...not until she gets down to a size 8. Guess she wants to look fabulous for her funeral. We know there are a lot of you turning your smug little, judgmental noses up at this funny card from NobleWorks. You might be saying how morbid or sick this is. If it pisses you off, then good...that means you're still alive. Why not send this card to one of your smug friends to help them celebrate being alive another year?
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Down To Size 8 Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: December 15, 2004
UPC: 745469006247
Availability: In Stock
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