Whether you have ever wore a thong or not is totally beside the point. This hilarious Birthday greeting card from NobleWorks will have someone rolling in laughter to celebrate their Birthday. If you have ever had the pleasure of wearing a thong, well, you then know that there is nothing pleasurable about it. Unless you like something riding up your ass. As far as being wrong or right, we'll leave that decision up to you. It seems it would be even more comfortable to wear nothing at all, and you would probably get the same results...Just Saying!