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Pope Masturbating: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 0556
Cover Reads:
I Can See You Masturbating.
Inside Reads:
You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine! Happy Birthday!
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Spilling seed is considered a sin in some Catholic circles. But that clamp-down on pleasurable personal release can make for one hilarious B-Day greeting. Like the card here, for example, featuring a red and white and all-seeing picture of the Pope putting the finger binoculars to his eyes in a funny attempt to cut down on shameless self-pleasuring, while he ups the enjoyment for everybody celebrating their big year-older day. Don't be shy about squeezing out this colorful, humorous greeting card to somebody special. And then - maybe - watch the recipient explode with laughter, unable to control themselves.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Pope Masturbating
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2006
UPC:
745469005561
Availability:
In Stock
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