Fukitol: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 0500
Cover Reads:
Depressed? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Romantic Issues? Money Worries? Try The All New Prescription Strength Fukitol. When Life Just Blows
Inside Reads:
Happy F%$#In' Birthday.
X
Select Quantity:
+
GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
+
BLANK (5" x 7")
No inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
Quantity
Price
1
$4.95 ea.
2+
$4.45 ea.

If you're feeling depressed and unappreciated, if your job sucks and money's a problem, never fear! Just reach for an extra strength Fukitol, and you'll be just fine by your birthday!

At least, we can dream, right? Your friends will wish Fukitol was as real as morphine with this card designed by NobleWorks Cards. Life is filled with hassles, problems, crises and general bullcrap that wears us down. When birthdays roll around, it's one of the few reasons we have to celebrate.

Your friends will appreciate the made-up medicine on this funny birthday card, as well as a cold one, a stiff shot or some other form of real-life medicine. Scoop up a few extras of this dirty birthday card, because lord knows we all could use a few doses of Fuckitol.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Fukitol
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
May 15, 2006
UPC:
745469005004
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Fukitol Card   $4.95
5.0
3 Reviews
5
100% (3)
4
0% (0)
3
0% (0)
2
0% (0)
1
0% (0)
100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Spearos L.
New Brunswick
Fukitol Card
August 6, 2020
This card is so funny I had to buy two for two different birthdays. I still laugh when I read it again and again before mailing them.
Pros
  • great!
By tommy
NY
hilarious !
February 21, 2020
just right, for the right person lol !
By Tiffany
DC
Good laugh
August 19, 2018
I have purchased this card twice and both people got a great laugh from it #happycustomer
Pros
  • Unique