Fukitol: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - Fukitol image 1Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - Fukitol image 2
Inside Reads:
Happy F%$#In' Birthday.
Item #: 0500
Cover Reads:  Depressed? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Romantic Issues? Money Worries? Try The All New Prescription Strength Fukitol. When Life Just Blows
Inside Reads:  Happy F%$#In' Birthday.
Availability:  In Stock
3.75
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
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1 - 2$8.99 ea.
3+$5.99 ea.
If you're feeling depressed and unappreciated, if your job sucks and money's a problem, never fear! Just reach for an extra strength Fukitol, and you'll be just fine by your birthday!

At least, we can dream, right? Your friends will wish Fukitol was as real as morphine with this card designed by NobleWorks Cards. Life is filled with hassles, problems, crises and general bullcrap that wears us down. When birthdays roll around, it's one of the few reasons we have to celebrate.

Your friends will appreciate the made-up medicine on this funny birthday card, as well as a cold one, a stiff shot or some other form of real-life medicine. Scoop up a few extras of this dirty birthday card, because lord knows we all could use a few doses of Fuckitol.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Fukitol Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: May 15, 2006
UPC: 745469005004
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By Tiffany
DC
August 19, 2018
Good laugh
I have purchased this card twice and both people got a great laugh from it #happycustomer
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