Golden Years: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Funny Birthday Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - Golden Years image 1Golden Years Card
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Item #: 0449
Cover Reads:  The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:  Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Availability:  In Stock
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
Price:$9.62

Occasion: Birthday

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Remember when we were kids and we were excited about getting older? How we desperately wished to be adults? Yeah, that didn't last, did it? There's not much to look forward to about getting old. This sweetly drawn birthday card from NobleWorks Cards features a long list of ailments - drooping, shrinking, chewing, screwing - that may make you rue getting older.

This rib-tickling Happy Birthday card tells the Golden Years to kiss your ass, and is perfect for your aging friends who have already dealt with years and years of birthday cards teasing them about their age. Their wrinkled, mottled skin should be pretty thick, after all.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Golden Years Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469004496
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By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
perfect !!!
couldnt of said it any better !! lol
Proslaughable !
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