Golden Years: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
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Item #: 0449
Cover Reads:  The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:  Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Availability:  In Stock
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Looking forward to your "Golden Years? This long list of ailments--drooping, shrinking, chewing, screwing--may make you consider getting older. This rib-tickling Happy Birthday card tells the Golden Years to kiss your ass!
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Golden Years Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469004496
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