Remember when we were kids and we were excited about getting older? How we desperately wished to be adults? Yeah, that didn't last, did it? There's not much to look forward to about getting old. This sweetly drawn birthday card from NobleWorks Cards features a long list of ailments - drooping, shrinking, chewing, screwing - that may make you rue getting older.
This rib-tickling Happy Birthday card tells the Golden Years to kiss your ass, and is perfect for your aging friends who have already dealt with years and years of birthday cards teasing them about their age. Their wrinkled, mottled skin should be pretty thick, after all.
- laughable !