Golden Years: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Item #: 0449
Cover Reads: The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads: Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!

Occasion: Birthday

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Remember when we were kids and we were excited about getting older? How we desperately wished to be adults? Yeah, that didn't last, did it? There's not much to look forward to about getting old. This sweetly drawn birthday card from NobleWorks Cards features a long list of ailments - drooping, shrinking, chewing, screwing - that may make you rue getting older.

This rib-tickling Happy Birthday card tells the Golden Years to kiss your ass, and is perfect for your aging friends who have already dealt with years and years of birthday cards teasing them about their age. Their wrinkled, mottled skin should be pretty thick, after all.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Golden Years Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469004496
Availability: In Stock
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By MShelia4
so funny
May 24, 2020
Everyone I send this too loves it
By Lena
April 18, 2020
Super service.. even during covid pandemic .. great quality, great price,speedy delivery. Kudos,& thank you.
By Val G.
Leicestershire England
Golden years
April 25, 2019
Perfect, just what I was looking for, now I want to get a large poster of the same, really pleased with my order and Nobleworks cards from sales to delivery
By mspiano
Love the headline
February 22, 2019
Love the card - Very funny and true -
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
perfect !!!
September 11, 2018
couldnt of said it any better !! lol
Proslaughable !
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