Heart Attack: Hilarious Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 0442
Cover Reads: Heart Attacks...1. The Japanese Eat Very Little Fat And Suffer Fewer Heart Attacks Than Americans. 2. The Mexicans Eat A Lot Of Fat And Suffer Fewer Heart Attacks Than Americans. 3. The Chinese Drink Very Little Red Wine And Suffer Fewer Heart Attacks Than Americans. 4. The Italians Drink A Lot Of Red Wine And Suffer Fewer Heart Attacks Than Americans. 5. The Germans Drink A Lot Of Beer And Eat Lots Of Sausages And Fats And Suffer Fewer Heart Attacks Than Americans.
Inside Reads: Eat And Drink What You Like. Speaking English Is Apparently What Kills You. Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Are you sick and tired of all those health studies that contradict one another about what you should or shouldn't eat or drink? Do you know someone who religiously follows the health advice of each study - until it's contradicted by the next study? If so, give that person the Heart Attack funny birthday card from NobleWorks Cards so that specially obsessed someone can eat, drink and be merry for a change.

Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Heart Attack Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469004427
Availability: In Stock
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