It's opening day of the major league baseball season and that means two very different things for two different people sharing the same marriage and offspring: for Dad, joy, happiness and non-stop beer drinking, popcorn eating, TV viewing and cheering; for Mom, a seven month long period of companion mourning and neighborly commiseration. Diamond-loving Daddy will get the last laugh, however, when you gift him this happy, hilarious F-Day card. Sure to be a big winner with Pop, no matter which team scores the most runs.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches