Big Day 85: Hysterical Milestone Birthday Jumbo Printed Greeting Card

Surpassing the North American statistical life expectancy mark is cause for huge celebration. Too emotional? Well, let this big, beautiful, bright, sweet B-Day cake card handle your gooey sentiments on the epically special occasion of a friend or family member reaching their eighty-fifth year on earth. With its giant, candy-coated eighty-five and rose and bowtie decorated candle-lit cake, this glorious, extra-large greeting marks the super-special longevity accomplishment without getting too mushy.