Getting Riper: Funny Birthday Giant Card

Look out! Uncle Wally wants to show everyone his large, ripe, red tomatoes! Pictured in a blue swimsuit two sizes too small and tight, the aged, gardening geezer in this hugely hilarious, erotic(?) snapshot is clutching five big juicy fruits and grinning just a little too suggestively. Most will be enormously amused, some immensely twistedly turned on, when they're sent out this oversized, funny, manly, squeezable hoot of a color photo gigantic Birthday card.