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Zoe Size Zero: Funny Birthday Jumbo Card

Item #: J0481
Cover Reads:
S-Nt Zoe The Size Zero: Patron S-Nt Of Skinny B*Ches
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday. Have Another Piece Of Cake, For God's Sake.
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.98

Saint Zoe, the patron saint of skinny bitches, is portrayed in all her thin, size zero glory on this (ironically) extra-large Birthday Humor Card. Bordered in purple with gold swirlies, Saint Zoe floats though the clouds with her angel wings to dine on skimpy meal portions and weigh herself constantly on the bathroom scale. This big, beautiful, bitchy birthday card comes with the full-scale admonishment inside: 'Have Another Piece Of Cake, For God's Sake.' Funny and flighty enough for big and small women alike to enjoy on their birthday.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Zoe Size Zero
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
April 01, 2015
UPC:
745469504811
Availability:
In Stock
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