Age Equation-85: Funny Milestone Birthday Greeting Card

No matter how you figure it, eighty-five is somewhat old. Not old enough to not enjoy a good age-old joke, however. That's the simple, easy to follow, easy to laugh at, complimentary, mathematical formula of epic elder good humor featured on this funny and colorful eighty-fifth B-Day card. In bright, vivid colors, against a weathered board background, physical, attitudinal and emotional numbers are matriculated to arrive at a gray-haired gag. Any special friend or family member turning the Big 8-5 will greatly appreciate the well-seasoned, crafted and calculated hilarity of this garrulous greeting.