The fact is, when someone turns fifty-five, they're starting to get kind of old. But there's no need to rub that fact in. Rather, you can just subtly and wittily remind them of their increasing elderliness using this lovely, laughing, brightly decorated and insultingly worded Birthday greeting. The confetti-filled, banner strung, churlishly worded fifty-fifth B-Day joke card is a charmer and a jiber at the same time. If that special aged friend, relative or coworker still has the eyesight to read the humorous fine print, that is.