How old are you at forty-five? Let NobleWorks number and say the ways. To name a few choice, colorful and insulting words: "ANCIENT" and "VINTAGE" and "ELDERLY." It's all on good jeering and cheering fun, though, to celebrate a special friend's, family member's or workmate's big forty-fifth B-Day. That's the delicious, delightful duality of this confetti-filled, banner strung, artfully decorated, mockingly worded Birthday joke card.