Yup, there are four degrees of separation - between a full time, well paid profession and a part time, minimum wage fast food job. As cleverly, colorfully and garrulously pictured and captioned on the Graduation Congratulations joke card available here. That successful academic achiever you know - whether a son, daughter, nephew, niece or unrelated friend or (hopefully not) coworker - will benefit from a hysterical education in post graduate humor when you confer upon them this guiding and garrulous Graduation gag greeting in honor of their remarkable college accomplishment.