Offline Greeting: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

You can never be too careful when it comes to putting anything on or sending anything out via the Internet, because your information always has the potential of being hacked, distributed and used for purposes you didn't intend. That's why the hilarious, hardcopy, off-the-grid Happy Birthday card available here is so perfect for giving to anyone paranoid about what's put online. It represents a humorously safe and hysterically easy-to-use method of celebrating a friend's, family member's or coworker's Birthday. Just sign, seal, stamp and send - securely.