Is the fiercely focused (for no good reason) kid pictured here posing with and gripping a bowling ball, a volleyball, or a soccer ball? Better yet, why the hell is he dressed up in a shiny, tinfoil, old-timey spacesuit-like, jumper type get-up!? Some questions are better left unanswered, it's true. You just have a ball yourself, by rolling or throwing out this crazy, sporting, hilarious, colorful, wacky and slightly wonderful, laugh-out-loud, lambasting card to somebody special celebrating their big day.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches