Standing Up Fast: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: C6895BDG
Cover Reads:
I don't need drugs anymore, I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Inside Reads:
Wishing You a Standout Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Who needs the head-spinning, memory-blanking, star-twinkling effects of drugs, when they can just stand up and get the same reeling heady rush? That twirling erect symptom of aging is jokingly rendered in easy-to-read, extra-large, black and red letters on this coffee stained, pill spilling, hilarious B-Day card. Just say No to drugs! And Yes to this standing tall humor card!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Renee
N.C.
Humorous and well made card
August 26, 2019
I thought at the age of 62 it was a funny card for same age and older adults.
Pros
- Simple and funny
Cons
- None
By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
Just plain true and hysterical at the same time.
July 19, 2019
I saw this card and thought.... this is me... YIKES!
Pros
- Excellent for the baby boomer set.
Cons
- Not funny to millennials.