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Standing Up Fast: Funny Birthday Paper Card

Item #: C6895BDG
Cover Reads: I don't need drugs anymore, I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Inside Reads: Wishing You a Standout Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Who needs the head-spinning, memory-blanking, star-twinkling effects of drugs, when they can just stand up and get the same reeling heady rush? That twirling erect symptom of aging is jokingly rendered in easy-to-read, extra-large, black and red letters on this coffee stained, pill spilling, hilarious B-Day card. Just say No to drugs! And Yes to this standing tall humor card!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Standing Up Fast Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printing on recycled paper
Introduced: December 14, 2018
UPC: 745469230369
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Renee
August 26, 2019
Humorous and well made card
I thought at the age of 62 it was a funny card for same age and older adults.
ProsSimple and funny
By Kevin
Ithaca, NY
July 19, 2019
Just plain true and hysterical at the same time.
I saw this card and thought.... this is me... YIKES!
ProsExcellent for the baby boomer set.
ConsNot funny to millennials.
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