Long Ago and Far Away: Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Dragons, Unicorns

Item #: C6894BDG
Cover Reads:
Long long time ago/When dragons' fires blow/In a galaxy far far away/To kings, all would obey...
Inside Reads:
Where unicorns freely roam/...Rumor has it you were born. Happy Birthday
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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If you're going to insult someone about their age on their Birthday, you might as well do it in epic style and grandeur! That's exactly what this celestial, mythical, magical, dragon, unicorn and star studded B-Day card delivers, with poetic greatness and gut-busting humor. Colored in bright green, orange, blue, yellow, red, purple, pink and fire and horn, decorated with clouds and balls and stars, this glorious greeting card will deeply move and deviously make laugh anyone lucky enough to receive it on a wing and a smirk.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Long Ago and Far Away
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469230352
Availability:
In Stock
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By Tamarah
Bothell
Good card teasing old age
February 4, 2021
Gave this to a relative who reached 60 before the rest of us did - he laughed his head off!
Pros
  • Front of card reads like a story book - then you turn the page and the punch line hits you and it's just hilarious!