John Callahan's Snack Fall: Humor Birthday Card

Is there a God? The answer would appear to be 'No.' After all, what kind of benevolent deity would allow a fat man fresh from the snack bar to slip on a banana peel and cruelly lose his drink, popcorn, candy and chocolate bar? Woe is he! But laughing will be anyone gifted this bright, bold pink, yellow, blue, green, orange and white hilarious munchies fail card. Save on the unsteady junk food and give the gift of sure-fire gut-busting belly laughs by picking up and handing out this clever, colorful, mirthful greeting card.