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Puppet Penis: Funny Birthday Printed Greeting Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
Item #: C4881BDG
Cover Reads: Does This Tattoo Make My Nose Look Big?
Inside Reads: Look Who's Growing...Older! Happy Birthday Big Boy.

Occasion: Birthday

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Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.

It's hard (see what we did there?) to tell if Pinocchio is lying or not on this gorgeous, glorious greeting card. But the lucky recipient of it will sure want to find out. Pumped full of muscled arms, rock-hard pecs, pointed nipples, washboard abs and half the tattooed face of Geppetto's wood creation, this card is packed with attractions and exciting innuendo to ignite plenty of birthday candles. (To be honest, we're a little concerned about the puppet's placement - either that buckle is causing some major pain, or that tat artists didn't want to get too close.)

This hilarious birthday card that hints at big, naughty penises (actually, because we're talking about Pinocchio, we should say "big knotty penises") is perfect for men or women who would appreciate this tall drink of water, or anyone who needs a hearty helping of embarrassment. Part of our Red Rocket line, it's available at a discount in bigger quantities.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Puppet Penis Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printing in USA
Introduced: May 31, 2017
UPC: 745469202878
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Kim
Chicopee, MA
Too funny!
September 17, 2020
Love these cards. My family awaits my birthday card every year.
By drb
Woodsboro, MD
for the bold
March 23, 2020
the guy who likes to brag
By Linnie
Good One!
December 1, 2018
If you know a guy with a tattoo, this is the perfect card, Funny!
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