Puppet Penis: Funny Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Item #: C4881BDG
Cover Reads:
Does This Tattoo Make My Nose Look Big?
Inside Reads:
Look Who's Growing...Older! Happy Birthday Big Boy.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.

It's hard (see what we did there?) to tell if Pinocchio is lying or not on this gorgeous, glorious greeting card. But the lucky recipient of it will sure want to find out. Pumped full of muscled arms, rock-hard pecs, pointed nipples, washboard abs and half the tattooed face of Geppetto's wood creation, this card is packed with attractions and exciting innuendo to ignite plenty of birthday candles. (To be honest, we're a little concerned about the puppet's placement - either that buckle is causing some major pain, or that tat artists didn't want to get too close.)

This hilarious birthday card that hints at big, naughty penises (actually, because we're talking about Pinocchio, we should say "big knotty penises") is perfect for men or women who would appreciate this tall drink of water, or anyone who needs a hearty helping of embarrassment. Part of our Red Rocket line, it's available at a discount in bigger quantities.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Puppet Penis
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing in USA
May 31, 2017
In Stock