We've all mightily tried to get that last dollop of toothpaste out of the empty tube by squeezing, rolling and twisting. But when you're a green boa constrictor, you can really, naturally throttle down on that fang cleaner and whitener. And that's just what one jungle slitherer is doing in the bathroom, as his pink capped mate in the bathtub looks on and lectures. Drawn up creatively and cartoonishly and hilariously in bright and not-so-bright yellow, blue, brown, white and coiled, this gut-busting Birthday greeting card will contract every last laugh out of the lucky recipient.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches