When you reach the truly epic age of one-hundred-and-one years, you'd better believe that you can have your cake and eat it, too (provided your doctor okays it first). So, serve up a delicious cardboard slice of humor and B-Day cake to any great-grandmothers, great-grandfathers, grandmothers, grandfathers, or other relatives or friends you know who are celebrating being 53,085,600 minutes young using the delectable and hilarious greeting card on sale here. They'll be so delighted with your tasteful gift that they'll gobble it right up (provided there's a paramedic on standby).