Hillary gets all sulky-faced on this Funny Birthday Card from NobleWorks. Perhaps it was her sense of self-entitlement that sent her presidential hopes down in flames, and tears. Just sayin'. She's saying: 'It's My Turn To Be President. Bill Promised Me.' Maybe she should've learned her lesson years earlier, when Bill promised her that he didn't cheat with another woman, or five. The promise of good cheer on somebody's birthday will be kept, however, by sending them this painfully hilarious card.