Celebratix: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: C2579BDG
Cover Reads:
Celebratix – Baderall, Hozac, Partynol
Inside Reads:
Page 2: Indication: Excessive Cravings For Cake And Champagne, Egomania. Recommended By: Dr. Ho Noyu Dint. (Side Effect): May Cause Severe Headaches, Temporary Memory Loss. Page 3: Another Year Older? That's Hard To Swallow! Happy Birthday
Occasion: Birthday
This card is just what the doctor ordered to ensure a happy birthday. It's a prescription that is probably a very easy pill to swallow. Pop open and pour some sparkling wine to wash down a piece of cake and let the rest of birthday celebrating take its natural course. But caution, there may be side effects. What's the long-term prognosis? Getting older. But don't worry. It happens to all of us.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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