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Can't Feel Tongue: Humorous Birthday Paper Card

Item #: C11080BDG
Cover Reads:
I drank coffee before it was cool. Now I can't feel my tongue.
Inside Reads:
Have a cool birthday! Happy Birthday
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The retro woman pictured on the hilarious Happy Birthday card available here made the drinking of coffee on a regular basis something cool; or maybe she just couldn't wait for her heated cup of java to subside in temperature and she burned her tongue. Either way it's interpreted, you'll be pouring out the warm good cheer and dishing up the fiery laughter when you serve this funny Birthday greeting to any modern day friend, family member or workmate of yours who's turning another year older. They'll drink in the hot, colorful, tasteful vintage imagery and lap up the wise, witty and tongue wagging captioned humor.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Can't Feel Tongue
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled FSC certified paper
Introduced:
December 15, 2025
UPC:
745469303513
Availability:
In Stock
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