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It Already Has: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: C10854BDG
Cover Reads:
If you think it's cold now, wait till it reaches your nipples! It already has
Inside Reads:
Tits Your Birthday! Happy Birthday
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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No need for the older woman comically pictured on this hilarious Birthday card to dip her toe into the water to test its temperature, when she can just drop her drooping boobs into the ocean after wading out a couple of feet. Your mature female friends, family members and coworkers, especially, will be wetting themselves with laughter and heating up with delight when you send them the funny, surf and tits Birthday greeting in happy and hysterical honor of their birth anniversary.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Premium Recycled Cardstock
Introduced:
January 15, 2024
UPC:
745469288568
Availability:
In Stock
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