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Five Miles: Humorous Birthday Paper Card

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Item #: 9994
Cover Reads: You Burn As Many Calories During Sex As You Do Running Five Miles...
Inside Reads: Who The Fuck Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy A Happy Birthday!
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      Here is a sex joke that also makes for a funny greeting card.
      Shipping weight: 1 oz
      Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
      Name: Five Miles Card
      Occasion: Birthday
      Line: RedRocket
      Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
      Artist: NobleWorks Inc
      Credit: Art by NobleWorks
      Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
      Introduced: June 17, 2013
      UPC: 745469099942
      Availability: In Stock
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      100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
      By NCJ
      California
      April 8, 2019
      Perfect for the marathoner or sedate!
      Sex never gets boring!
      By Linnie
      KS
      December 1, 2018
      Hilarious!
      The guy I sent this to said it was the best card ever!!!
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