Five Miles: Humorous Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 9994
Cover Reads:
You Burn As Many Calories During Sex As You Do Running Five Miles...
Inside Reads:
Who The Fuck Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy A Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Five Miles
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
June 17, 2013
UPC:
745469099942
Availability:
In Stock
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By NCJ
California
Perfect for the marathoner or sedate!
April 8, 2019
Sex never gets boring!
By Linnie
KS
Hilarious!
December 1, 2018
The guy I sent this to said it was the best card ever!!!