Five Miles: Humorous Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 9994
Cover Reads: You Burn As Many Calories During Sex As You Do Running Five Miles...
Inside Reads: Who The Fuck Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy A Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Here is a sex joke that also makes for a funny greeting card.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Five Miles Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced: June 17, 2013
UPC: 745469099942
Availability: In Stock
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By NCJ
California
April 8, 2019
Perfect for the marathoner or sedate!
Sex never gets boring!
By Linnie
KS
December 1, 2018
Hilarious!
The guy I sent this to said it was the best card ever!!!
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