Five Miles: Humor Birthday Card
Item #: 9994
Cover Reads:
You Burn As Many Calories During Sex As You Do Running Five Miles…
Inside Reads:
Who The F Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy A Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Make tracks for this funny and sexy joke card, and then run it on out to any friend, family member, coworker, spouse, partner or girlfriend or boyfriend who's celebrating a big Birthday. Whether they're a jogger, marathoner or just somebody who just enjoys a good workout between the sheets, you'll be giving their tummies some belly laugh exercise upon gifting them the hilarious advising and commemorating greeting. You just kicked the pleasure of their special Birthday up a notch!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Eddie
Chicago
Five Miles Card
December 12, 2025
I laughed at it, so I trust that the person I give it to will find it humorous.
Pros
- I feel this card is funnier than any card I have seen at the store in the past couple years or so.
Cons
- If you prefer to shop in a store near you, you're not likely to find these funny cards there. Also, this card may not be suitable to send to someone easily offended.
By NCJ
California
Perfect for the marathoner or sedate!
April 8, 2019
Sex never gets boring!
By Linnie
KS
Hilarious!
December 1, 2018
The guy I sent this to said it was the best card ever!!!