Smoke and Drink: Humor Birthday Greeting Card for Women

She set a life goal for herself, and dammit, she accomplished it! With the aid of cigarettes, alcohol and an open pair of legs. Good for the cute little blue eyed blonde girl pictured on the hilarious Happy Birthday card for sale here! And you can inspire any of your full grown female friends, relatives and colleagues to achieve their Birthday goals of laughter, fun and good cheer by gifting them the party hearty, pretty and funny Birthday greeting. It's the stuff that childhood puffing, boozing and whoring Birthday dreams are made of!