The eyeglasses on a chain might be an additional clue that you're kind of elderly. It's all in good humor and fun, however, to amuse and delight any of your more aged friends, relatives and colleagues who are turning yet another year older and have earned the senior citizen right to a hilarious Happy Birthday card. Featuring a retro picture of a lovely mature woman, and those aforementioned old lady specs, along with a pair of hysterical punchlines, this garrulous Birthday greeting will get any mature female or male's dentures clacking with light hearted, good natured laughter on their big special celebratory day.