Airport Security: Hysterical Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 9964
Cover Reads:
Airport Screening Results: October 20 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered: 0. Transvestites: 176. Hernias: 1,678. Hemorrhoids Cases 3,896. Enlarged Prostates 8,570. Breast Implants: 62,356. Natural Blondes:3.
Inside Reads:
It Was Also Discovered That 535 Members Of Congress Had No Balls. Another Birthday ... Who's Counting.
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Send everyone on your list this funny birthday card from NobleWorks Cards.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Airport Security
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
April 15, 2013
UPC:
745469099645
Availability:
In Stock
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