Airport Security: Hysterical Birthday Paper Card
Item #: 9964
Cover Reads:
Airport Screening Results: October 20 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered: 0. Transvestites: 176. Hernias: 1,678. Hemorrhoids Cases 3,896. Enlarged Prostates 8,570. Breast Implants: 62,356. Natural Blondes:3.
Inside Reads:
It Was Also Discovered That 535 Members Of Congress Had No Balls. Another Birthday ... Who's Counting.
Occasion: Birthday
Send everyone on your list this funny birthday card from NobleWorks Cards.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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