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Gonna Freakin Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card by Gordon Bond from - Gonna Freakin Die image 1Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card by Gordon Bond from - Gonna Freakin Die image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$4.28 ea.
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8+$2.75 ea.
Item #: 9045
Cover Reads: In Case Of A Fire.... We Are Just Gonna Freakin Die!
Inside Reads: Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For!

Occasion: Birthday

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Sometimes life just seems to work out this way. A spider — venomous or not — in the fire alarm means that life is just getting a tad worse. An excellent birthday card for your favorite pessimist or arachnophobe, this hilarious birthday card is to die-for. It's hard to think the glass is half full in scenarios like this one, but hopefully this card can bring a smile to even the most hardened pessimist. There's always something more daunting than a birthday, like a spider in a fire alarm.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Gonna Freakin Die Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Gordon Bond
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced: June 30, 2014
UPC: 745469090451
Availability: In Stock
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By Rebecca
Swannanoa, NC
September 28, 2018
Great card at a great price!! I would definitely recommend!!
This is my second or third order from Noble Works. They do a great job and their prices are actually better than most in-store pricing. No complaints at all!!
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