Gonna Freakin Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Sometimes life just seems to work out this way. A spider — venomous or not — in the fire alarm means that life is just getting a tad worse. An excellent birthday card for your favorite pessimist or arachnophobe, this hilarious birthday card is to die-for. It's hard to think the glass is half full in scenarios like this one, but hopefully this card can bring a smile to even the most hardened pessimist. There's always something more daunting than a birthday, like a spider in a fire alarm.