Gonna Freakin Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 9045
Cover Reads:
In Case Of A Fire.... We Are Just Gonna Freakin Die!
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For!
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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Sometimes life just seems to work out this way. A spider — venomous or not — in the fire alarm means that life is just getting a tad worse. An excellent birthday card for your favorite pessimist or arachnophobe, this hilarious birthday card is to die-for. It's hard to think the glass is half full in scenarios like this one, but hopefully this card can bring a smile to even the most hardened pessimist. There's always something more daunting than a birthday, like a spider in a fire alarm.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Gonna Freakin Die
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Artist:
Gordon Bond
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
June 30, 2014
UPC:
745469090451
Availability:
In Stock
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By Rebecca
Swannanoa, NC
Great card at a great price!! I would definitely recommend!!
September 28, 2018
This is my second or third order from Noble Works. They do a great job and their prices are actually better than most in-store pricing. No complaints at all!!
ProsMany cards from which to choose Shop from home Good prices Quick shipping
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