Ageless Birthday: Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Item #: 9038
Cover Reads:
Welcome To The 21St Century! 1 Phones - Wireless 2 Cooking - Fireless 3 Ice Cream - Sugarless 4 Cars - Keyless 5 Food - Fatless 6 Corporations - Heartless 7 Youth - Jobless 8 Leaders - Shameless 9 Our Congress - Clueless 10 Our Senate - Worthless
Inside Reads:
This Leaves Me Speechless.... Except To Wish You A Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
In this 21st century, everything is "...less!" Wireless, Fatless, Heartless, Jobless, Worthless, Clueless and more "...lesses" than we know what to do with. Even on a birthday, one is "ageless." So, congratulations are in order to party hearty and enjoy a day that's "stressless," becaus,e come tomorrow, we could care less, and even this greeting leaves us "speechless."
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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