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Touch My Junk: Hysterical Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 9007
Cover Reads: Prostitues, Tsa Agents, Doctors, Require Very Little Training, Get Paid To Touch Your Junk, Make More Per Hour Than You Do All Day, Wear Blue Latex Gloves.
Inside Reads: Happy Birthday And All That Junk.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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In the course of your day, who do you allow to touch your junk, other than yourself? Some you pay, and others are actually paid to touch your junk. Bet you haven't thought of that lately, but here's a joke birthday greeting that will have them thinking about it.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Touch My Junk Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469090079
Availability: In Stock
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