Touch My Junk: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: 9007
Cover Reads:
Prostitues, Tsa Agents, Doctors, Require Very Little Training, Get Paid To Touch Your Junk, Make More Per Hour Than You Do All Day, Wear Blue Latex Gloves.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday And All That Junk.
Occasion: Birthday
In the course of your day, who do you allow to touch your junk, other than yourself? Some you pay, and others are actually paid to touch your junk. Bet you haven't thought of that lately, but here's a joke birthday greeting that will have them thinking about it.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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