Your Sperm: Funny Birthday Card for Men

Item #: 8306
Cover Reads:
Normal Sperm, Your Sperm "I Take It You Haven't Had Sex For A While"
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Everything You've Been Waiting For.
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When those little semen tadpole creatures have grown into full fledged frogs in a guy's testicles, then yes, any qualified doctor can tell that their male patient hasn't engaged in coitus for quite some time. That's the hilarious, clever joke featured in comic X ray form on the cover of the colorful, humorous Happy Birthday card available here. Any of your friends, relatives or workmates who have reached another (perhaps celibate) year older will be squirming with laughter, good cheer and delight when you squeeze or shoot them out the hysterical, garrulous Birthday gag greeting.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Your Sperm
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
February 15, 2006
UPC:
745469083064
Availability:
In Stock
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Your Sperm Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Clifford W.
Texas
Great card
June 25, 2020
Was funny and well received
By Brian
Pittsburgh
Friend Birthday
February 10, 2019
Perfect for my friend
Pros
  • Big laugh
Cons
  • none
By Derek
Henderson, NV
Funniest Birthday card ever
January 15, 2019
Didn't offend him, so the card was great!
By Dina
Pittsburgh, PA
Too Funny!
June 28, 2018
Could not pass this card up. It’s jyst too funny.