Fallen Tits: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

You know you're getting old when it's not just your entire body that's fallen and can't get up, but individual parts, too! But boobs "do" have a special, sagging attraction to gravity. As hilariously illustrated and captioned on the hooter hung Granny Birthday card available here for humorous gifting to women of a certain age and firmness. Your female friends, family members and coworkers of all breast sizes and perkiness will be jiggling and giggling with delight and good cheer when you let this hysterical Happy Birthday greeting loose upon them.