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Fallen Tits: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: 7944
Cover Reads:
Help! We've Fallen And We Can't Get Up!
Inside Reads:
Breast Wishes For A Happy Birthday!
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You know you're getting old when it's not just your entire body that's fallen and can't get up, but individual parts, too! But boobs "do" have a special, sagging attraction to gravity. As hilariously illustrated and captioned on the hooter hung Granny Birthday card available here for humorous gifting to women of a certain age and firmness. Your female friends, family members and coworkers of all breast sizes and perkiness will be jiggling and giggling with delight and good cheer when you let this hysterical Happy Birthday greeting loose upon them.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Fallen Tits
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Line:
Funny Paper
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
December 15, 2009
UPC:
745469079449
Availability:
In Stock
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By larry
waukegan il
falling tits card
December 6, 2019
great card
By Mary
Tucson Arizona
Funny Card
February 12, 2019
If you want really funny, not stupid or completely disgusting, these guys have the cards for you.