Waste Your Wish: Funny Birthday Card for Men

Item #: 7645
Cover Reads:
Don't Waste Your Wish, Albert...I Will Never Put It In My Mouth!
Inside Reads:
I Wish You A Happy Birthday. Don't Blow It.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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A man can dream, can't he? Especially on his big Birthday! Well, no, not according to the uncooperative wife of the poor Birthday boy comically pictured and caustically worded on the hilarious Birthday card available here - this missus is definitely not in the wish fulfillment business, even on her husband's Birthday. Your guy friends, relatives and workmates, married or partnered or otherwise, will get a good, knowing, nodding, uproarious, openmouthed laugh upon being gifted the colorful and humorous greeting which comes complete with a cake, a candle and "your" best Birthday wishes.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Waste Your Wish
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by John Billette
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper.
Introduced:
May 01, 2012
UPC:
745469076455
Availability:
In Stock
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By Brad
Stoughton, WI
Al
January 9, 2021
My friend Al thought this was the funniest card he’d ever gotten.