Nookie Days Are Over: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: 6317
Cover Reads:
My Nookie Days Are Over. My Pilot Light Is Out. What Used To Be My Sex Appeal Is Not My Water Spout. There Was A Time, Long Ago From My Pants It Would Spring. But Now I've Got A Full-Time Job To Find The Blasted Thing. It Used To Be Embarassing The Way It Would Behave. For Every Single Morning It Would Stand And Watch Me Shave. Now As I Grow Ancient It Sure Gives Me The Blues...
Inside Reads:
...To See It Hang Its Little Head And Watch Me Tie My Shoes. It's Your Birthday...Tie One On!
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Occasion: Birthday
Penis poetry doesn't get any better, more creative and amazingly hilarious than as written in rhyming verse on the humorous Happy Birthday johnson joke card available here. Any of your older male friends, family members and coworkers who are hanging yet another year on their drooping dingus will get an especially wry and raucous laugh, chuckle and guffaw upon being gifted the clever, colorful and cocky Birthday gag greeting. Because penal poems just don't come any more amusing, engaging and age old appropriate than on this garrulous Birthday card.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Nookie Days Are Over
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
February 15, 2011
UPC:
745469063172
Availability:
In Stock
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