Nookie Days Are Over: Hysterical Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 6317
Cover Reads: My Nookie Days Are Over. My Pilot Light Is Out. What Used To Be My Sex Appeal Is Not My Water Spout. There Was A Time, Long Ago From My Pants It Would Spring. But Now I've Got A Full-Time Job To Find The Blasted Thing. It Used To Be Embarassing The Way It Would Behave. For Every Single Morning It Would Stand And Watch Me Shave. Now As I Grow Ancient It Sure Gives Me The Blues...
Inside Reads: ...To See It Hang Its Little Head And Watch Me Tie My Shoes. It's Your Birthday...Tie One On!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Nookie Days Are Over Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Text Message
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: February 15, 2011
UPC: 745469063172
Availability: In Stock
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