Item #: 5699
Cover Reads:
I Am Certainly Not A Fan Of Anal Bleaching Myself, Although, Some Old Assholes Can Surly Use Lightin' Up.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday's To Dye For!
The pretty, dainty, retro lady pictured in the lily white hat and gloves on this hilarious Happy Birthday card perhaps doth protest too much … about her propensity for backdoor pucker polishing? Whether that special woman or man you know who's turning another year older is into cosmetic anus enlightenment or not, they'll all agree that this is one good looking, humorous, to die for joke Birthday greeting. The clever, colorful, bum beautification Birthday card will brighten anybody's birth anniversary with laughter and good cheer.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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