People have a distain for hipsters for a wide range of reasons. Their obsession of irony and terrible taste in music are both aggravating. Above all else, the self-appointed guardians of cool have an incredible sense of entitlement. If your hipster friend is having a birthday, then this hipster birthday card makes an excellent gift. This funny card explains the early, fundamental stages of hipsterdom, and we assume your friend will find a teasing hipster card delightfully ironic.