There are a lot of be-yatches out there, but only one who goes by the title of Her High-And-Mightiness. Recognize and reward the crowning achievement of some super-special, really regal bitch that you know on the ceremonial occasion of their big special B-Day by anointing them with this snarky, sassy, star-dotted joke card. They'll surely see themselves in the blue-eyed blonde beauty featured on the front of this funny, majestic missive and laugh right along in grateful agreement.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches