National Emblem: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: 0567
Cover Reads:
Official Announcement: The Government Today Announced That It Is Changing Its Emblem From An Eagle To A Condom, Because It More Accurately Reflects The Government's Political Stance. A Condom Allows For Inflation, Halts Production, Destroys The Next Generation, Protects A Bunch Of Pricks, And Gives You A Sense Of Security While You're Actually Being Screwed.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday...Did You Want That Gift-Wrapped?
Occasion: Birthday
The American eagle gets aborted as the long-standing symbol of the United States of America in favor of the contemporary condom on this hysterical B-Day card. The reasons for the rubberized switchover are raucously rolled out for all to laugh at on the front of the red, white and blue, and bald eagle and yellow prophylactic greeting card of good cheer and political puncturing. So, try on this not-so fine-feathered but perhaps lightly ribbed missive and then slip it into the hot little hands of anyone who likes to get their funny bone stretched out with pleasing humor. This garrulous greeting card is anything but politically protective.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
National Emblem
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2007
UPC:
745469005677
Availability:
In Stock
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