National Emblem: Hilarious Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 0567
Cover Reads: Official Announcement: The Government Today Announced That It Is Changing Its Emblem From An Eagle To A Condom, Because It More Accurately Reflects The Government's Political Stance. A Condom Allows For Inflation, Halts Production, Destroys The Next Generation, Protects A Bunch Of Pricks, And Gives You A Sense Of Security While You're Actually Being Screwed.
Inside Reads: Happy Birthday...Did You Want That Gift-Wrapped?
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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Run for your rubbers! The new national symbol, the condom, allows for inflation, halts production, protects pricks, and keeps you safer while being screwed! Be political, patriotic, and prophylactic, and have a birthday overflowing with laughter!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: National Emblem Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: September 15, 2007
UPC: 745469005677
Availability: In Stock
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By PAUL BIGBY, I I
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June 20, 2019
NATIONAL EMBLEM CARD
It's on point & it's funnier than chocolate cream pie !
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